I have to report that the smallest of the trio of lifts at Waitrose's Richmond-upon-Thames store (that's the one next to the larger lift which believes it is coming down when in fact it is going up - see http://www.breakinglaw.co.uk/search/label/Waitrose) has been out of action. This follows a customer being stuck in the lift last Friday when I just happened to be on patrol.
I thought you should know.